1. Do research such as I have just on on how to waste time and spend most of your time doing it.
2. Hire personnel based on beauty over brains
3. Focus on insignificant details.
4. Let someone else do or think for you.
5. Answer all of your emails and phone messages.
6. Attend pointless meetings.
7. Allow all interruptions to change your focus.
8. Do one thing and one thing only at a time.
9. Add more chaos to your life. Everything should be disorganized.
10. Record every little thing you do, eat, think, feel, say on social networking sites.
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